
Player Olympics at Iron GM’s halftime at Dexcon 2012 took on medieval flair as co-host Rone Barton displayed his superheroic alter ego, Ballista Boy. On his back, a fully functional one-of-a-kind ballista designed to hurl tomatoes at numbers on the wall. Players flocked from the audience for a chance at siege weapon glory! And lo! There was much floor marinara for the hotel staff to deal with!

Said Lou begrudgingly while winching Rone from behind, “Ballista Boy… the only superhero who can’t reload himself.”